Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Textbooks Are Not Teachers... And Some Teachers Aren't Even Teachers

Last year my math professor taught me a very important skill - how to read a math textbook. This is literally all she taught me.  The rest of my limited knowledge of multivariable calculus was derived (pun intended) from my math book.  But I digress. . .

Reading a math book is very different from reading any other book where the words all come together and form sentences that make sense. . . a math textbook is designed to confuse you.  And once you understand this very important principle, reading it becomes so much easier.

For example, in my differential equations book we see the following:

The function x(t) = 1/(1 - t) is a solution of this equation, so long as t ≠ 1, because the derivative x’ = 1/(1 - t)2 is identical to x2 for t ≠ 1.

What?!  Now, at this point, some of you may be making the mistake of trying to understand what all of that means.  And possibly you succeeded.  Congratulations! But it was all just a waste of time, because after that sentence, is another math sentence, and another. . . the book is just full of them!

So this is what I learned last year - it is okay if you don’t understand anything in your math book.  You just keep reading until a) you see bold font or b) you see the word “theorem”.  All of the other nonsense in a math book is just confusing gibberish.  So you highlight the theorems and 9 times out of 10 that will be enough to get you through that chapter/quiz/test.

So, no, math books are not teachers.  But teachers aren’t teachers either, so it’s the best thing we’ve got.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Ode to a Math Teacher

To my professor of mathematics
Who really is just quite awesome
It’s thanks to you that my math skills
Are now starting to blossom.

I’m sorry for falling asleep in your class
It was nothing against your teaching
And I’ve tried so much harder to stay awake
In this second semester of preaching.

I thought I would never understand
The words you shared about equating
But now that we’ve started systems
The applications are so much more engaging.

I’d also like to thank you, dear sir
For the open-book, open-note test
It was just so darn confusing
But I really did try my best.

And now as we come to the end of the year
I just have one thing to say
Would you pretty pretty please professor
Just freaking give my an A.