Fun things always seem to happen on the way to math class.
Example 1)
While walking to class, some random stranger walking the opposite direction may make awkward eye contact with you and say, "Pineapple." But I totally understand how he feels. I mean, sometimes I'll be driving down the road and yell out my window to unsuspecting pedestrians, "CHICKEN ENCHILADAS!" because I just love them that much.
Example 2)
There is a really photogenic tree I pass on my way to class. It's so photogenic that every day, without fail, there is a cameraman sitting next to it, just waiting for the tree to do something really awesome. On really good days girls will come and pose with the tree, because it just looks that good. Today, for example, there was a girl posing with the tree... you know, that typical 4th grade picture we all own where you're hugging a fake tree. It's like that, except the tree is real. So anyway, it was while I was passing this tree, thinking how excited I was to get to math class, when the photographer says, "Love the camera, you're a tiger!"
So remember everyone, whenever you pass by a really good looking tree, watch out, it just might be a tiger.
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