1. Don't watch Dr. Who late at night when you are home alone.
2. Don't make any plans for the 48 hours after you take NyQuil.
3. Thinking about taking NyQuil then going for a drive to see if it really affects your ability to handle heavy machinery is a bad idea. Don't try it.
4. I think my roommate hid the Halloween candy because she thinks I'm addicted to it.
5. Don't eat candy for lunch and dinner.
6. My first thought when I realized the candy was missing was "Why is all the rum gone?" I don't even drink rum.
7. I think my roommate might be right.
8. Using logic to show that the more people die the easier it is to figure out who the killers are in Mafia does not make people think you are a trustworthy citizen.
9. Do not walk to your car alone after playing Mafia. Do not drop your purse on the ground when you are looking for killers under the car. Do not look startled when you hear a car door slam. It just makes you an easy target.
10. Really, it's a miracle I made it through this week.
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